Delayed report

This is a really delayed delayed post of my belated belated birthday (june 21)
i couldnt really bother to write this post until today..(so boring ma..) hmm...let me think what happened....................................Oh ya..Me,my best friend and my best friend went to SUNWAY LAGOON...Woohoo! SO fun....i wanit to last for-eva!!!! Anyway,it ended already(sorry)...um..about.. 7 weeks ago??!!Yup..in a huff..so sad..hmm. sunway lagoon rating by yong szeyen operated! Beep Beep: for the scariest ride :pirates revenge (dont think about the name..ok,think about the name..We had to sit on a longish pirate boat and we were turned right upside down like..like...i give up(i cant describe it)..look at the picture..Its like..we were turned upside down in one full swing..and then..you'll lose your life by screaming your head off..Beep Beep:for the most boringest ride:i should think the carosel (dont worry i didnt ride on it) Beep Beep:the most wettest ride..Erm..I dunno..End of rating..BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..

Listen up! people~

Szeyen's likes and dislikes..(haha)


likes:
1.computer games (i can play for 6 hours! :) )
2.best friends (of course..)
3.friends (hmm...)
4.pizza (yummy)
5.anything except veggie.. (repeat 1000 times)
dislikes
1.bathing (yuck)
2.brushing teeth (wasting time)
3.sniffing (ugh, non-stop right now..mayb got influenza A/swine flu/h1n1...hehe)
4.rude remarks (seldom hear though....)
5.ridiculous comments (no offense..)
6-100. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Time Machine

I skipped Report Card Day!
Whoopee! Missing 1 day of school is great!
I did so many useless things in 1 day! :)
My report was somewhere in the middle of 100 in school..I forgot exactly what but it is somewhere in da middle...Speaking of exams..I wonder how many A's i'll get inUPSR!!

Simple,
step 1: built a time machine
step 2: use it
step 3: done!

Easy as 1 2 3!
but den, who is gonna built a time machine?
wanna find out?

Simple,
step 1:built a time machine
step 2:Your famous
step 3:done!

So easy!
lol..

dont understand?

simple,
step 1:read back what i said
step 2:do what i say
step 3:done!

Ha! Youu'll be famous by these instrctions!
If u achieve this,
you will make a HIT
you'll earn like 1000 million bucks and..
a big house..
a dream come true..
Just because of my instructions! :)

Fun is here! But i'm not enjoying..

BORED...
TOO happy to be true that i dunno wadda do now..
NOT THAT holidays ARE boring..
But I DONT wanna do my homework..
It is boring...Smells of SCHOOL and has a lot of pages..
THE only thing you can do about it is FINISH it..
Which would break your mind into pieces..
Only super smart people can actually FINISH it..
I dunno about 1000 plus questions so..
I guess I'll just bring it to school and
glance at the smart people's book
TO examine it for a bit..
I guess that is what i'll do...
I just cant wait for the day when i actually finish everything..
That WOULD be the day....
I'm waiting for that day...
I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER..
I'll just HAVE to do it...
BUT i WIll wait till the
very last minute/day/week....
It shall be a very good riddance! :(

Newspaper Report(s)

There was this competition in 5m..Competitors were Janice and me..Judges were Jasmine and Hannah. The aim was to write the funniest newspaper report.. I dunno who won..But this report I wrote may make your face turn purple..By the way..I apologize to whoever's name is Charlouise,Kacey Grin and Brucekin..
Below is the contents..

The Daily News:
Headlines:No more Reading!
A little girl named charlouise who read too many books a day,recently fainted and as she was arriving into the hospital.turned in to a vegetable..Which was a carrot..Several other girls AND boys were turned into different kinds of vegetables too..Like Kacey Grin turning into a cabbage..Brucekin turning into a broccoli..etc..SO..Stop reading the news right now before you turn into a vegetable..Immediately!!

STOP READING...YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

{END}

If you think this isnt funny and scary enough..
READ ON!

I gave the 'newaper report' 2 hannah and after she read it,she let Jie ern read..Madam Hung suddenly GRABBED my precious book and began reading it ALOUD my face turned white then pink then green then orange and finally back 2 normal..' YOU CAN WRITE THESE THINGS BUT SO LONG AS U DUN WRITE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE..'She bellowed.. I nodded..Well, I thought nobody had a name called Brucekins, Charlouise Of Kacey Grin...Then she started reading my other pages..Privacy no more..All were drawings and stuff...Then she came 2 my other newspaper report (for fun)..
Read below if you wanna noe..

THe DailyNews:
Headlines: Exam and studying too much causes brain drain!
Tuesday: A 9 year old was studying too much and fainted..Was sent 2 hospital for a month!
He had developed a special kind of desease..Called Studymonia..SCARY!!
DO NOT STUDY ! EVERYONE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!

{end}

she finally handed me The book and i ran out of the classroom..Dont think this is a big deal..School finish aledy ma! Yeesh!

Teachers Day!! :I

Teachers day..Hmm...Quite okay..bit boring..Untill...Suddenly yang lao shi popped out of nowhere and then made me eat up a chilli powered..Rice? Mee? Who cares wat that thing is..I WAS forced to eat it...Yuck!Rest of the day..So so..Okay okay la..Yeesh..According to 5M's tradition,we sing this old-fashioned song and pop poppers at the class teacher etc..Then we see the so-called latest fashion dance moves..Janice quit so only 4 people were dancing.Yeah..Thats about it..Call it a okay party..But last year was a really better 1..Bcoz nobody was in charge for the games!!! This year,4 girls were in charge..Didnt plan ANYTHING at all..Next time boys SHOULD be in charge and girls..Cleanliness??! NO WAY!! FOod..yup..Food.......

In my umbrella ella ella e e e e .........

Hmph shen jing bing... Weiyen is walking around with her bare underwear and holding an umbrella with a spray (for ironing clothes)..She just walks with the umbrella over her head while spraying water into the air...Of course the water will fall over her like rain..Then she put down her umbrella and then makedover it with 1000000 water droplets..Then she picked up her umbrella singing dum dum dum da da da dum..Aha! What a dum day!